Fat Actor
Holy crap.
My whole life I’ve fluctuated between waist size 32 and waist 34 in pants (always 34 length). Usually when wearing waist 34s I’ve had to wear a belt.
Jesse, skinny white boy Jesse, bought his first pair of pants with a waist size of 36 yesterday. I tried to get the 34s, but I couldn’t even get them buttoned. And (sigh) I can wear them with all my accessories included, without a belt.
It is a sad day indeed. Time to start working on Goal #4.
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